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well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today

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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet

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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life

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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game

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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking

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(260): View more from Indiana

Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?

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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.

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(310): View more from California

Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea

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She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.

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