Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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