stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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