Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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