i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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