id be glad to
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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