I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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