Swine flu. Run for my life!
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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