i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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