why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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