after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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