I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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