By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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