I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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