It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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