Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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