I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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