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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...

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(631): View more from New York

I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.

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(706): View more from Georgia

dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.

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who'd you have sex with.

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(251): View more from Alabama

The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!

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(740): View more from Ohio

I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"

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