Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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