wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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