You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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