What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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