I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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