508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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