I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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