singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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