i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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