I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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