Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I am one with the molecules
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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