No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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