hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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