I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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