id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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