I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I puked a lego.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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