He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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