I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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