sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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