Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she looked like the before picture.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
