What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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