Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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