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• (248): View more from Michigan

  fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!

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  What does that mean?

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  How when the cu k dos I yet u

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  Focus

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.

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  You are both horrible and amazing

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up

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• (212): View more from New York

  I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.

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