Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Found the puke drawer
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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