Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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