so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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