Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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