I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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