I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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