He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Of course I have a pirate flag
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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