Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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