I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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