i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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