Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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