I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Oh god it's open bar.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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